It's Hammer Time

well well well...it looks like West Ham finally found someone who wants to join them. Let's see what you get for £7.5M

Craig Bellamy's Greatest Hits

- threatened to fake injury and refusing to play out of position for Newcastle
- sending abusive text messages to Alan Shearer and Newcastle officials
- attacking John Arne Riise with a golf club
- arrested for assault on a teenage girl

who will he terrorize next?

Here's our suggestion for more West Ham panic buys:

- Lee Bowyer
- Joey Barton
- Kieron Dyer
- Patrick Kluivert
- Paolo di Canio